f-puss 

It is the imaginary vagina that most of your guy friends claim to get at parties. It is short for fake pussy.

Horny Guy: "Hey dude, I got crazy amounts of pussy last night?"
Person 1: "Yeah, got some mad f-puss dude?"
Horny Guy: "Yeah, but wtf is f-puss?"

f-puss by DirtyMexicanHobo January 8, 2011

F-airy Puss 

When your having sex with a girl who has a fucking hairy pussy.

hey bro me and this girl were gonna have sex but i noticed she had a F-airy Puss! SICK!!!

F-airy Puss by melkizzzle July 6, 2009