f(r)iend
the true spelling of "friend". You cant trust anyone thats why you put the "r" in parenthesis. Just incase you need to take it out its spells "fiend" basically thats what you should do in life to not get fucked over.
Dave: Hey man you wanna hang out tonight?
Bob: Does this mean we are friends?
Dave: Uh, no it means your my f(r)iend. Just hanging out.
Bob: Ok, you are right. I will most likely you stab you in the back one day just because you have something or someone or anything that is better than what I have. Being the typical piece of shit that most people are I will one day get jealous of you over such a small thing and never talk to you again. I will haunt you and not leave you out of my life until what better things you have are mine. That's the way life is. Do not trust anyone.
Dave: You do not have to remind me.
*After 4 years Dave does the stupid thing and trusts Bob, Dave gets a girlfriend and introduced him to Bob. Bob does not have a girlfriend and is constantly calling Dave's girlfriend and hitting on her. Dave does not like this so he shuts Bob out of his life feeling stupid and a tool. Bob could not accept the fact that his friend has something better than him. This is a typical human being. No matter what Dave does Bob will not go away. Bob is now a fiend. Fuck people I hate them all. In the end Dave gets hurt and never looks at people the same, he does not even trust his soon-to-be-wife. All because of Bob, Dave's life has been turned around. Everyone he meets is now just a f(r)iend.
Bob: Does this mean we are friends?
Dave: Uh, no it means your my f(r)iend. Just hanging out.
Bob: Ok, you are right. I will most likely you stab you in the back one day just because you have something or someone or anything that is better than what I have. Being the typical piece of shit that most people are I will one day get jealous of you over such a small thing and never talk to you again. I will haunt you and not leave you out of my life until what better things you have are mine. That's the way life is. Do not trust anyone.
Dave: You do not have to remind me.
*After 4 years Dave does the stupid thing and trusts Bob, Dave gets a girlfriend and introduced him to Bob. Bob does not have a girlfriend and is constantly calling Dave's girlfriend and hitting on her. Dave does not like this so he shuts Bob out of his life feeling stupid and a tool. Bob could not accept the fact that his friend has something better than him. This is a typical human being. No matter what Dave does Bob will not go away. Bob is now a fiend. Fuck people I hate them all. In the end Dave gets hurt and never looks at people the same, he does not even trust his soon-to-be-wife. All because of Bob, Dave's life has been turned around. Everyone he meets is now just a f(r)iend.
f(r)iend by fuck you I dont have any friends September 29, 2005
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