Brown eyed syndrome

Someone who has brown eyes and can't see the golden blue eyes of other people and sees brown eyes instead.

She thinks he has brown eyes, she has brown eyed syndrome.

by A+AD August 11, 2018

One Eyed Starfish

A gapping hole into the abyss of shit.

Aka: # 1️⃣👁⭐️🐠

The one eyed starfish was on the secret menu.

by Whatholes August 10, 2021

Blind-eyed Susan

A person who recently received lasix surgery.

Man, Joey sure is a blind-eyed Susan, kid can’t see shit... for now.

by The guy with the words August 15, 2018

EYS

Acronym that means “End Yo Sh!t” or eat it for real. I Don’t know lol just made it up today.

*sees random person* “EYS!”

by CoolEmoMilf69 August 28, 2022

EYS

A simple alternative to “KYS” that won’t get you banned meaning “End Your Self.”

EYS downy.

by Dog123blackwad August 21, 2022