eye crush

means to continuously look at some one who you may or may not have any intention of getting to know them. Usually done when something is so ugly or interesting that you can't stop looking.

Johnathan: I don't know why I can't stop looking at her.

Tay: You either like her or you think she's cute.

Johnathan: No way! I think I have and eye crush on her.

eye crush by Jamiela October 6, 2007

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eye-crush

Phrase used to describe someone who they think is cute, but not ready to take further action. Often, one may have multiple of these.

Part of speech: Noun

Tim: "Jane is really cute, I have had my eye on her for some time now."

Jared: "You have an eye-crush on her."

eye-crush by mcary09 January 19, 2011

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eye drop crush

A crush you don't wish to pursue. Either because you know it wouldn't be a good match or because they already have someone else. So you are happy just looking at them occasionally like eye drops that fill your eyes, but do nothing other than that.

A: Hey, you've been giving them looks for a while, will you ask them out
B: No, they're just an eye drop crush.

eye drop crush by 4u4u6a April 26, 2023

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cats-eye crusher

A driver who drifts from lane to lane, unaware that they are doing so

"Pick a lane, you cats-eye crusher!"

cats-eye crusher by rob heeney March 11, 2004

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The Acri Is Crushing My Left Eye For Psychiatry

The Acri Is Crushing My Left Eye For Psychiatry by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 26, 2025

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

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