blue eye balls 

instead of blue balls when someone jerks you around and you can't quite have an orgasm, "blue EYE balls" come from when someone jerks you around each night when you are trying to fall asleep. just as you are about to drift away into lala land, you are rudely awoken, time after time--with each incident of blue eye ball making you grouchier and grouchier.

My spouse gives me blue eye balls every fucking night when I am trying to get to sleep, as he continuously snores then wakes up to restart his netflix.

blue eye balls by runnergirlcolorado January 25, 2010

balls-eye view 

A tendency to see the world in the most basic terms as consisting fundamentally of bodily functions and the fulfillment of appetites and desires. The term derives from the imagined perspective of testicles during the sex act and during the process of defecation.

He: Bob's a nice guy, but he's sometimes difficult to take because he is so cynical!
Friend: Yeah, he's got a real balls-eye view of the world.
He: Meaning?
Friend: He only sees what your testicles would see when you're banging someone or taking a crap -- assholes, piss, falling shit ....

balls-eye view by ring-tailed roarer May 19, 2010

Eye Fucking Balls 

What Marine Corps drill instructors say to get the recruits attention at boot camp.

*All hell breaking loose in the squadbay*
Drill instructor: 10…9…8…5…2…1!
Recruits: DONE SIR!
Drill instructor: Hey, Eye Fucking Balls! That little bitch didn’t touch the bulkhead! Run!
Recruits: AYE SIR!

Eye Fucking Balls by Messy Garden November 4, 2023

big eye ball 

A creature that has big eyes and long lips... mainly found in forests...

Me: Oh shit waddup big eye ball!
Friend: IS THAT BIG EYE BALL?
big eye ball: Yeah its me!

big eye ball by Extonix October 20, 2017

My eye ball is moist 

moist

Guy one"My eye ball is moist"
Guy two "ok?"

My eye ball is moist by Dead Rad November 26, 2020

doherty's eye ball 

when the table of which you are playing beer pong is wet making a cup drift away from the others

andrew doherty; "fuck i just got another doherty's eye ball"

doherty's eye ball by skyla hoffmi March 13, 2008

Eye-ball vision 

Putting ones testicles on a someones eye preferably during intercourse or foreplay. May also be used as a practical joke with your white friends.

Jim was so drunk that when he fell asleep Tim eye-ball visioned him.

I had this freaky hoe over my house last night & and she asked the to eye-ball vision her, so I did it!!!

Eye-ball vision by Rory Breaker July 31, 2012