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Shawn Eyebrows

Eyebrows that look like Shawn Michaels' eyebrows did in the '90s. They are black, and very thick, usually resulting in a unibrow.
Person 1: "That man over there has Shawn Eyebrows."

Person 2: "Ew, gross!"
Shawn Eyebrows by Sbdbenjwgjfg November 10, 2014

Strong eyebrow game 

When someone's eyebrows are perfect in every way and can not be improved.
"Have you seen Alex Gaskarths eyebrows?"
"Yeah man! He has strong eyebrow game! Have you seen Matt Smiths?"
"Dude, Matt Smiths eyebrow game is weak"

Commander Eyebrows 

A commanding officer, usually in the military, with outstanding eyebrows.
Commander Erwin's eyebrows are on fleek today. No wonder people call him Commander Eyebrows.
Commander Eyebrows by TheEmo April 26, 2015

rogue eyebrow 

An eyebrow hair that is either too long, or sticks out in some other way.
I have a rogue eyebrow that keeps growing and growing, and I have to pluck it out once a month.
rogue eyebrow by muonic March 23, 2010

we in this bitch finna get crunk eyebrows on fleek dafuq 

We in this bitch - we in some place
finna get Crunk - about to get drunk
eyebrows on fleek - eyebrows on point

dafuq - how or why or what the F**K
We in this bitch finna get Crunk eyebrows on fleek dafuq

Eyebrows of Freedom 

Eyebrows of Freedom - Eyebrows so big they could fly off someone's face to freedom.

Example: Erwin Smith's eyebrows (Attack on titan)
"Let's go scouting legion, may the eyebrows of freedom be with you!"

"I thought it was the wings of freedom."

"Shut up Eren, you brat. If Erwin says eyebrows, it's eyebrows."
"Sorry lance corporal Levi."
Eyebrows of Freedom by lizbird101 October 5, 2016