Eyebrowns

When someone's eyebrows are fucking mahoosive and look like two furry dog turds stuck on their forehead, a bit like Alex Gaskarths.

Hey, check out that guys eyebrowns, they're bushier than a bear's bunghole.

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eyebrow raise

This shows emotion or reaction. Some people can raise just one eyebrow!

The eyebrow raise is quite useful & can be fun & flirty.

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Eyebrows that look like Shawn Michaels' eyebrows did in the '90s. They are black, and very thick, usually resulting in a unibrow.

Person 1: "That man over there has Shawn Eyebrows."

Person 2: "Ew, gross!"

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When someone's eyebrows are perfect in every way and can not be improved.

"Have you seen Alex Gaskarths eyebrows?"
"Yeah man! He has strong eyebrow game! Have you seen Matt Smiths?"
"Dude, Matt Smiths eyebrow game is weak"

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A commanding officer, usually in the military, with outstanding eyebrows.

Commander Erwin's eyebrows are on fleek today. No wonder people call him Commander Eyebrows.

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An eyebrow hair that is either too long, or sticks out in some other way.

I have a rogue eyebrow that keeps growing and growing, and I have to pluck it out once a month.

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We in this bitch - we in some place
finna get Crunk - about to get drunk
eyebrows on fleek - eyebrows on point

dafuq - how or why or what the F**K

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