American Express Financial Advisor

A group of people who are in the middle of a class action lawsuit, because they conned a bunch of clients into investing in funds that would mostly benefit the advisor.

If you get a phone call from an American Express Financial Advisor, my advise to you is to run. These advisors live in nice homes off of "your" money

by Conned August 15, 2008

Trans-Europe Express

Trans-Europe Express
Trans-Europe Express
Trans-Europe Express
Trans-Europe Express

Trans-Europe Express
Trans-Europe Express
Trans-Europe Express
Trans-Europe Express

Rendezvous on Champs-Elysees
Leave Paris in the morning with T.E.E.
Trans-Europe Express
Trans-Europe Express
Trans-Europe Express
Trans-Europe Express

In Vienna we sit in a late-night cafe
Straight connection, T.E.E.
Trans-Europe Express
Trans-Europe Express
Trans-Europe Express
Trans-Europe Express

From station to station
Back to Düsseldorf City
Meet Iggy Pop and David Bowie
Trans-Europe Express
Trans-Europe Express
Trans-Europe Express
Trans-Europe Express

by Death Menace March 2, 2023

Pony Express Texting

When you text someone, then hours later they FINALLY text you back

Mike: Want to do something today?
...5+ hours later
Jordan: like what?
Mike: Sushi?
...45 minutes later
Jordan: Ok!
Mike: you know you do pony express texting right?
Jordan: shut up! Lol

by sheldon91 April 4, 2011

Big Bowl Chinese Express

A restaurant in the midwest, known for it's authentic asian ingredients and friendly customer service. Big Bowl Chinese Express has the best food in quick service!

I ate at Big Bowl Chinese Express last night and I absolutly MUST go back!

by BIGGEST Big Bowl Express Fan February 4, 2010

Poo Choo Train Express

All aboard the porcelain express!! You nestle down for what feels an epic. A high pitched fart whistles out of your puckered A-hole. There is an urgency like you never felt before.

With all your might you squeeze! Your muscles tighten just as your sphincter gives way! A mighty log of fecal matter and gas jettison out of your bungole on a one stop journey to hell! On its way down the log lays down a crooked rusty track that appears to be forged by satan himself.

The poo choo train express was quick, and brutal. It's all over in under 20 seconds. Looking down, the train wreck below leaves you sobbing in your crotch.

Kieran : Dude... go check the toilet. I think I may have caused some serious damage to my anus.

Derek : (runs to toilet - runs out) my god, are you ok? That's horrific.

Kieran : I don't know what happened. It was all over so fast. First a simple toot... then an explosion. I feel like I've been ass raped man!!

Derek : (comforts Kieran) hey big fella, it's gonna be ok. You just had your first poo choo train express. First time is never easy. It's gonna be a while before you're ok. We better go break the bad news to the toilet duck.

by K-man75 January 21, 2012

Boston Express Taxi Service

It's a travel service not a taxi service.

I am going to use the Boston Express Taxi Service and give them a 1 star review on facebook

by notarchs March 20, 2022

Dark Time Express

1) A word used to describe someone with black skin. A person of African descent. A polite way of saying the more offensive word "nigger".

2) A code name for Harriet Tubman's secret underground railroad.

3) An imaginary train that black people ride on. They can be seen between 2:00am and 3:15am in the morning. The train carries a cargo of balogna and sesame snaps.

1) Hop aboard the dark time express.

2) What is that dark time express up to?

3) That dark time was on the move!

by WaffleClaw April 30, 2010