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expertease 

noun: A girl who knows how to get what she wants, even though she is average looking.
Yolanda ain't as fly as Kristine, but some dude just bought her a Lexus 'cause she's an expertease.
expertease by professor951 April 9, 2011

experitenous 

Experimental Art particular musical, that is extremely pretentious.
Ryan's noise set was totally experitenous.
experitenous by dj ryan asche August 11, 2007

Expertese 

The coded, obscure, and impenetrable language used among experts in a particular field, impossible to be understood by people not trained in that field.
"I didn't get a thing out of attending that seminar. The lectures were all in expertese."
Expertese by qpkarl January 3, 2019

Experanted 

A really cool, Asian kid that plays the online platform Roblox.
"I just met Experanted!"

"No way, that guy is so cool!"
Experanted by Experanted August 22, 2023

experational 

Telling someone it's a good thing to expire
I was being experational when I told that bitch she was done!
experational by Donald Trump shit February 28, 2017
Combining the idea of a date and the necessity to expedite. In essence a quick date.

"I heard that girl is a gold digga son, you better switch from Red Lobster to Starbucks. You better expedate"

"The more time you spend with her the more money you spend on her, may I suggest an expedate"
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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