expalin

What happens when we try to explain something to someone, but instead of providing a clear, reasonable answer we must do whatever it takes and we must not blink, Charlie, in making those tough decisions and give our convoluted response, to sound exactly like Alaskan Governor Sarah Palin.

EXPALIN: They're our next door neighbors and you can actually see Russia from land here in Alaska, from an island in Alaska.

by Hobble Joh. September 20, 2008

Expalin

When someone tries to explain something but does it very bad or like a 5 year old. Like Sarah Palin.

Sarah: I can see Russia out my back door!
Vick: Can you expalin youself please?

by JohnnyWhiplash95 April 5, 2011

expalined

It’s like explained but with more flavor

I thou expalined for to you

by Gob is smart smart May 3, 2021

expalin

To explain something the way Sarah Palin would explain it (by not making any sense at all)

Nancy expalined banning abortion by saying "Well, Santa comes down a chimney but that doesn't make it a restaurant"

He went on to expalin global warming not being real by bringing a snowball inside

by velvetsundown April 27, 2016

Expalin

To explain something in nonsensical terms while willfully ignoring what has proven to be true.

Sarah Palin expalined why obesity was great and healthcare bad for all Americans.

by Kejithou February 18, 2011