Someone who brings attention to themselves by artificially amplifying their sneezes. A sneeze exhibitionist's sneezes are generally a mix of a sneeze and an ear shattering scream.
Ron: Did I just hear a monkey getting raped?
Sue: No, I think that was just Steve downstairs. He's a total sneeze exhibitionist.
Sue: No, I think that was just Steve downstairs. He's a total sneeze exhibitionist.
by omgwhatthehellwasthatnoise? October 20, 2011
An exhibitionist whose sexual pleasure is derived from being naked outside without being seen or being in the company of strangers.
Bob: "She doesn't like getting seen nude by others."
Jeff: "Yet she goes around naked?"
Bob: "She's such a Faux Exhibitionist..."
Jeff: "Yet she goes around naked?"
Bob: "She's such a Faux Exhibitionist..."
by Bob's Beans & Vegetables Co. December 1, 2018
Office worker/your colleague who invites you to their desktop to supposedly show something interesting/cool but in fact makes you see some running hardcore porn video by surprise.
- Sarah, I like you, and as long as you're a newbie here, my responsibility is to warn you that you should beware David as he is our office exhibitionist. Don't fall for his invitations to his workplace.
by vladim_i_rich May 27, 2017
Porn producer speaking with director: "Wow! That new slut Julie Jammer is a triple exhibitionist, I love it!"
by chrondaddy April 20, 2011
by Louisiana Tiger December 26, 2019
A guy who all he wants to do is jerk off to younger girls all the time. The younger she is the bigger my dick and the more I would whack it like a retarded loser for life in front of her or on the computer
by Obsessedguy40 February 12, 2016