self-exempt 

When you don't show up to take a midterm or final without prior permission, usually resulting in a getting a zero for that exam.

Ned - Dude, what'd you get on the chemistry final?

Ed - A zero.

Ned - What?!

Ed - Yeah, I didn't feel like taking it, so I self-exempted it.

self-exempt by Dodecagon October 20, 2013

enema bag 

A person who has surpassed the moniker of a "douche bag". These people are the cream of the crop / elite of "douche bags" and deserve a unique, differentiating term for them, like "executive douche bag". Any random person can be a "douche bag", but enema bags are mired in their own sense of self importance in the world.

That enema bag dude in the skinny, bejeweled jeans, was trying to tell me his theory on stock market technical analysis and couldn't have been more incorrect. I think he should spend more time tanning and less time trying to impress others with failed theories.

enema bag by Davester75 August 1, 2012

Work exempt

(Adjective) Phrase used by social workers to describe a person who is is deficit or has an abnormality in their physical or mental capabilities, lacks acceptable social skills, or is incorrigible to the core. Such persons are incapable of getting, having or keeping a steady job of any kind.

Nikki went to the unemployment office today and got some bad news. He got told he was 'work exempt' which is a nice way of phrasing that he can't get or keep a job.

Work exempt by Nikki Stixx November 30, 2020

public-enema

also: 'public-enema #2' \ when citizens riot in the streets in order to purge unjust government regulations, or to expunge a corrupt administration .

Outcry over the phoney election results has led to the biggest public-enema yet seen in that country.

public-enema by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ May 19, 2010

eemail 

Abbreviated form of "encrypted email". Pronounced ee-ee-meyl.

1: "Yo you still using Gmail? Don't you know they read your emails?"
2: "Why, what do you use?"
1: "Protonmail, of course. It's an eemail service."
2: "Alright, eemail me instead of email me then."
lmao

eemail by onewhoisacog July 19, 2017

Clueless 20-something single male exemption 

A right invoked by males in their twenties to NOT do what is socially expected of most adults.

Bob: Normally, I would say you should get Joe a gift for having his first baby, but you may be able to invoke your Clueless 20-something single male exemption, and do nothing.

Ted: Good point, I am pretty sure there is something about that in the U.S. Constitution.

Clueless 20-something single male exemption by RedBeard53 October 9, 2009

Starbucks enema

Bowel movement caused by drinking an oversized cup of coffee. Usually happens when you are already back in the car. Only the sheer willpower of a Jedi will keep you safe until you reach the office.

Oh man. I am stuck in traffic and this Venti caffe latte is giving me a Starbucks enema. Let's hope I don't soil myself.

Starbucks enema by Billy Bubba July 6, 2008