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A dermatologic skin disease that will cost you a lot of creams and itchiness for a few years.
The worst. I am 10 years old and have had it on my middle finger for almost a year. It keeps spreading. It took over half my face. Not contagious, but tends to spread all over the body if not properly treated.
Eczema is the worst. Make sure your skin is hydrated, or you will look like a raisin.
Eczema by Shroomdom January 13, 2020
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A condition that by any other name would by bloody itchy disease of pain.
Me: Dammit I hate eczema.

Person 1: What the hell is that and is it contagious?

Me: It is something I was born with.

Person 1: Well is it contagious?

Me: Don't be retarded no.
Eczema by Cabbages family November 8, 2009
From the word eczema, eczemaic means "of eczema."
Be sure to moisturize immediately after stepping out of the shower, especially if your skin is eczemaic.
eczemaic by Kass November 17, 2004
A disease that i got which makes people go crazy about you and stay away from you because it "looks" contagious. If i touch someone they think they have it when it is really nothing. But what it actually is caused by is an inflammation of the epidermis. Also what makes it sucks is that its unbearably itchy.
Example 1:

Person 1: Ryan got a horrible case of eczema.

Person 2: I know. I wouldn't go near him, it looks contagious.

Example 2

Me: Hey Keenan what's up?

Keenan: Don't touch me!!!!!
Eczema by Assualt train 92 May 27, 2009

Excremation point 

The symbolic act of smearing dog poop in the shape of an exclamation point on advertisements, billboards, or other commercial signs as an emphatic denial of consumer culture.
Peter the Penniless: Whatcha' doin' there Johnny?

Johnny Proletariat: For once I'm gettin' my hands dirty stickin' it to the man instead of workin' for him!!!

Peter the Penniless: Ahh...you're making an excremation point!
Excremation point by KonkeyDong September 16, 2011
The biggest bitch on the entire planet where you can't stop scratching yourself to death in god knows how many spots in a relentless and long-lasting way and it always comes back! Leaves red bleeding and itchy patches in all sorts of spots. Seriously, sometimes it feels like you want to scratch all your skin off to the point of where your a skeleton, it's that bloody bad!
I hate eczema it's such a bitch!
Eczema by LordJenal May 18, 2022

Excremate 

The act of excreting or shitting

adj. To talk nonsense or gibberish.
Do not excremate in the hall.

Stop your excremating.
Excremate by Eric Hsieh September 17, 2005