Aero-Excretory Phobia 

Fear of plummeting bird droppings.

Who HASN'T been crapped on by a junk eagle (aka: seagull), pigeon, or anything else with wings and a sniperous aim? It's enough to induce spontaneous vomiting! Seagulls eat fast food tossaways. Or anything . It's not just the gross green or yellow tinge as the bird-bomb slimes its way down your shoulder or side of the face - which triggers the big puke, it's also the stench.

The intensity of my Aero-Excretory Phobia is directly relative to the number of birds flying above my head.

Aero-Excretory Phobia by Scribester March 11, 2018

excretorium 

Restroom, bathroom, lavatory.

May I use your excretorium?

excretorium by Bardly Starstuff October 24, 2017

Excretorium 

Def 2. A slang term for the combined upper and lower houses of the United States Congress. Usually used to equate the activities of the members of Congress with those performed in a legitimate excretorium def 1.. Sometimes referred to as the United States Excretorium.

Jim: Bob, Did you see what the ass-clowns in the US Excretorium are trying to pass this week?
Bob: You mean that steaming pile of shit tax reform which takes money from my parents retirement fund and gives it to Donald Dump’s buddies?
Jim: Yeah, that one. It should stink up the Excretorium through the next election cycle.

Excretorium by dgRonbo October 28, 2017

excrebortion 

An enormous evacuation of the bowels, leaving one visibly slimmer than before.

I had an excrebortion after breakfast this morning, and now that scary belly bulge is gone.

excrebortion by Jack Noxious April 30, 2008

excretologist 

a person who studies excrement, including but not limited to feces, waste, crap, turds, urine, saliva, physical in content and or non physical matter; ie. verbal 'bullshit', lies, fluff.

example 1: I'm going to run that story by my excretologist and see what they think about why this person i know feels the need to exaggerate. example 2: the excretologist will have to inspect this animals's feces to help us figure out what it ate, and why the feces smell so badly.

excretologist by MidnightButterflyIJC February 21, 2015

Execretary

A secretary, whether male or female, employed on an executive level (rather it be a private corporate or government entity) and invested with authority to represent that entity outside its physical location and abroad.

Hilary Clinton is the perfect example of an Execretary.

Execretary by Execaters May 26, 2014