Premature exasperation 

Becoming upset about something before knowing all (or any) of the details.

When my parents found out I had been in an accident, my father's premature exasperation kicked in. He freaked out before hearing that some drunkard had rear-ended me at a red light.

Premature exasperation by Jerry8675309 January 17, 2011

exasperbation

n. The act of masturbating after not getting laid following an evening filled with ladies.

If I dont act fast, this night will include three 99 cent bean burritos and a powerful session of exasperbation.

exasperbation by racool December 4, 2010

exasperation 

frustrated, annoyance, thats about what exasperation means!

He was exasperated at the fact that he was fired.

exasperation by heyley March 28, 2005

Rum Exasperation

An emotion often felt when all of the rum is gone. Symptoms include denial, feelings of hopelessness, staggered walking, and repeated questioning of WHY the rum is gone.

Jack Sparrow: Why is the rum gone?
Jack Sparrow: But WHY is the rum gone?
Jack Sparrow: Why is the rum always gone? *staggers drunkenly* Ah. That's why.

Other Pirate 1: What happened to him?
Other Pirate 2: Rum exasperation.

Rum Exasperation by Artemis Vandelay July 25, 2011

Exasperation Punctuation 

When someone adds punctuation to a message to convey extra annoyance.

Jimmy: K.
Sally: Is u mad?
Jimmy: no.

Sally: You're using exasperation punctuation....

Exasperation Punctuation by SamBamOhMan December 22, 2016

nonlinear catastrophic structural exasperation 

The sudden, unexplainable, transition of wood, metal, plastic, concrete into an explosive state.

Example: OH NOES!! MY DESK IS SUFFERING FROM NONLINEAR CATASTROPHIC STRUCTURAL EXASPERATION!!!

Example: OH NO!! My desk is suffering from nonlinear catastrophic structural exasperation!!!

nonlinear catastrophic structural exasperation by Zacarias August 3, 2007

exspamation 

Using a spam filter as an explanation for ignoring someone.

Jim: My mother-in-law emailed me a invitation for dinner, so I just ignored it.
Larry: That's gonna make her mad, ignoring her like that.
Jim: I'll just say that my spam filter thought her email was spam, and it got trashed.
Larry: That is a helluva exspamation.

exspamation by Mott_the_Hoople June 13, 2011