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ewwkay.... 

A satirical way to transition an awkward conversation whilst displaying one's distaste and disgust at the offending party's exchange. The term is similar to that of the more common satirical conversational transition from awkwardness "...okaaaay...." This term is used more in situations in when the instigator of the awkward moment's statement is somewhat of a disgusting and repugnant flavor.
JIM: hey George guess what?
George: What?
JIM: This girl was sucking my dick last night, right? Then all the sudden she stops and spits and says that there is blood in my cum, and I was like hahahaha no don't worry one of my herpes sores must have popped in your mouth and all the puss and blood just mixed together you stupid bitch!
George:......
JIM:.......
George:....ewwkay.....
ewwkay.... by themanofmanywomen October 12, 2009
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Imagine a scenario where someone has just said something that has left you weirded out, disgusted and speechless. In normal circumstances a simple 'okay' would suffice, however, a combination of 'ew' and 'okay' creates the perfect word to come to terms with what you just heard.
Freak: Popping zits makes me horny

You:
Freak:
You:
Freak:
You: Ewkay... *leaves*
Ewkay by Thatguy454 June 18, 2015
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A word used as a substitute for the long "Oohkay?". It is used when you have to say ew at the same time.

Girl 1: I LAVV TWILIGHT!!!!1
Girl 2: Ewkay...
ewkward ewkay
ewkay by Pluvieux223 June 13, 2010
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026