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An ewoch is the complete opposite of a chode. It’s a penis that is incredibly long and extremely skinny. Ewochs tend to not gain any size when erect but merely become hard and upright.
Ben: Dude look at that. His cock is like 7 inches floppy, and its really skinny.
Tim: I know. It’s called a ewoch, And im proud of it.
ewoch by J shizzle3000 June 12, 2008
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A rediculous way to say "Oh My God". Capitalisazation doesn't matter, and usually has an exclamation mark after it. Who knows where this "word" originated from but time to time you may hear people use it.
Person 1: I totally just asked this guy out and he actually said yes!
Person 2: Aw, you are soo lucky, like, ewmahgawd!

Another Person: Ewmahgawd, what the hell what that?
ewmahgawd by Reddog500 August 8, 2006
Ewah is an old Malaysian way of saying "wow" or "dayum", some people know it because of DK West from No Straight roads because the developers are Malaysian.
E- E - E - Ewah Rap battle!

-DK West
Ewah by Ozkul February 21, 2023
this one has roots which trace back to Kenya, it means " *gasp* woah!"
James: dude, I'm gay.
Dude: e'woah!
e'woah by Jamie Wills March 12, 2005
Elohim, singular Eloah, (Hebrew: God), the God of Israel in the Old Testament. When referring to Yahweh, elohim very often is accompanied by the article ha-, to mean, in combination, “the God,” and sometimes with a further identification Elohim ḥayyim, meaning “the living God.”
The living god, Eloah.
Eloah by Duda November 22, 2021
1:run away
2:don't mess with me
Ewoaaaaaa I will punsh you
Ewoaaaa by Mezza881 May 20, 2019