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The League Of Evil Exes 

The writing on a t-shirt advertised in the box next to definitions. Worn by a girl who looks drunk and like someone's just kicked her in the stomach. Can be mistaken by some blind horny people as a sexy pose.
Boy: Wow, that girl wearing The League of Evil Exes T-shirt is so sexy! I just want to do her right now.
Me: No, she looks like a drunk twit. Besides, it's just an advert.

Seven Evil Exes Syndrome 

A condition a person acquires when he/she has had several terrible past relationships that have left them with severe emotional baggage. Because of this, any person that enters into a relationship with a person afflicted with SEES in the future must work through, or "fight", each issue caused by each ex before the two of them can be in a healthy partnership.

There do not necessarily have to be seven exes for SEES to apply. This condition could appear with as few as one ex, if the ex was especially terrible.

Based on the circumstances in "Scott Pilgrim vs. The World"
My boyfriend's been cheated on so many times that he has a hard time trusting anyone. I think those bitches he was with before gave him Seven Evil Exes Syndrome...

The League of Evil Exes 

A loose organization of persons formerly in relationships who consider themselves villainous. Members are identified by a common t-shirt.
The League of Evil Exes has known connections with the company 'Snorg Tees'.
The League of Evil Exes by crob93 October 28, 2010

Collective 600 pound gorilla 

A group of people that rolls 600 pounds deep, which is really no different than if one person acted like the 600 pound gorilla all by themself, it's just bullying spread around a group to fuck with somebody. Just like each person has an asshole, and to some degree is an asshole, a collective 600 pound gorilla has a collective asshole so that no one person has to take responsibility for being the asshole or the one who said this or that.
The collective 600 pound gorilla was punching its chest, showing who the alphas were.
Word of the Day on June 12, 2026

Team of Destiny 

noun

A sports team/organization that by all conventional metrics should not have success/wins in whatever activity, but somehow by apparent luck they find a way to win.
example: "The 2013-2014 University of Auburn football team was the team of destiny that year that managed to make it all the way to the championship."
Team of Destiny by BIGDADY February 8, 2024
Word of the Day on June 11, 2026

House Mouse

A man or women, unmarried, and living like a house wife or house husband. A house mouse is very pampered and well cared for, in exchange for this the mouse takes care of the house and anything elts to keep master happy.
What do you do for work?
I dont work, I'm someone's house mouse.
House Mouse by Pampered Bitch July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on June 10, 2026