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An evexion is an erection that is caused, perhaps paradoxically, by an attractive female you like shutting down your advances hardcore. It vexes you that she totally brushed you off, but at the same time you admire her moxy so much you get a hard-on.
Man, Lindsay gave me an evexion when she totally ignored me that one time.
Evexion by OneSmith September 12, 2005
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Evotional 

The act of being very emotional towards your HTC Evo or Evo Shift.
When my evo's screen shattered, I was sad and evotional.
Evotional by BDubbs23 March 1, 2011
Eveion is a loving, loyal, caring, independent young women who gets hurt by the ones she loves. She is strong but has a breaking point! She is also conceited and can be a " playa " at times when she's at her lowest. Don't mess with her she's crazy.
person 1: who's the new girl?
person 2: that's eveion... isn't she just beautiful?!
person 1: yeah she's gorgeous! and I heard she's kind and sweet.
person 2: yeah but don't tick her off ! she has quite a temper on her.
eveion by conceited_baddie600 June 10, 2018
Very cool I think it is a evemion
evemion by Atajakata February 8, 2021
Smart cool chilled never angry

But short tempered
Don't fight with it ,it is a evemion
evemion by Atajakata February 8, 2021
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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