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An evexion is an erection that is caused, perhaps paradoxically, by an attractive female you like shutting down your advances hardcore. It vexes you that she totally brushed you off, but at the same time you admire her moxy so much you get a hard-on.
Man, Lindsay gave me an evexion when she totally ignored me that one time.
by OneSmith September 01, 2005

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