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1.
1. A bagel with everything on it
2. Name given to someone you really think is being silly
Ted: I gave the cat to much oatmeal, and he choked to death.
Mike: Oh, you're an everything bagel
by Wesker! December 12, 2007
 
2.
Someone who is of mixed race, including part Jewish.
Juan's mother is 1/4 Mexican, 1/4 Black, 1/4 Irish and 1/4 French. His father is Jewish. He's an everything bagel!
by NoGimmicks April 03, 2014