everything bagel

A Jew who believes in the oneness of the world's religions.

David is an everything bagel: He was born a Jew but he also honors Jesus, Buddha, Mohammed, Zoroaster, Confucius, Krishna, Mahavira, and the like.

by Ae5Ea8 April 29, 2015

1. A bagel with everything on it
2. Name given to someone you really think is being silly

Ted: I gave the cat to much oatmeal, and he choked to death.
Mike: Oh, you're an everything bagel

by Wesker! December 12, 2007

Someone who is of mixed race, including part Jewish.

Juan's mother is 1/4 Mexican, 1/4 Black, 1/4 Irish and 1/4 French. His father is Jewish. He's an everything bagel!

by NoGimmicks April 3, 2014

Everything Bagel

When one jizzes on the butthole and seasons it with fresh tears, a snot rocket and a lougie.

by CozyRoyale April 16, 2022

When your “everything” bagel has barely any of the “everything” on it.

by T, C February 24, 2019