Just so happens to be the sexiest man alive! he's the awesomest guy in the whole world, i mean, i if i was lucky enough to touch him, maybe his sexiness would rub off onto me... damn im soo jealous
name1- HI name2! wow, you look positively Evan! I LOVE YOU!
name2- I know, i know, but i have a girlfriend... nice try though
name1- *runs away and cries in a corner*