etiwanda high school 

A school full of depressed kids that hide their emotions with memes.

No one there really likes each other and all the students call one another trash but they all come together under the powerful force of eagle pride.

Remember that girl that put her hair up into a ponytail before fighting that other girl? They went to Etiwanda high school.

etiwanda high school by Dayleem June 11, 2018

Epiwank 

An awesome, room shaking, sometimes life changing session of male masturbation

John "Jeremy why do you look like you've run a marathon this morning when you've only just got out of bed?"

Jeremy "I have a stinking hangover so thought I'd treat myself to an epiwank"

Epiwank by Wansky June 1, 2011

Etiwanda Color Guard 

The guard has 69 which is extra thotty. They are all sexy and I love umm all. They also know their way around a pole (if you know what I mean ;)). Their coaches are pretty scary and would beat you with a whip if they could but they will always love the guard no matter what.

You see that sexy girl there she must be on the Etiwanda Color Guard

Etiwanda Color Guard by ddking48 November 1, 2018

ETWAN

The act of shoving a xbox 360 microphone up your ass while you are talking to someone and shit while the microphone is in your asshole.

I decided to piss my brother off by doing an etwan.

ETWAN by zeewatinaho October 16, 2010

Eiwan

HE IS SO HOTTTT.... He is a trustworthy person, he helps and fights for you, because he is so hott

"Eiwan is so hot"
"Eiwan is daddy"

Eiwan by daddy karolek December 3, 2021

Etitany 

A usually sudden manifestation or perception of the essential nature or meaning of tits.

Steve- Ok tom see later.. see you at church sunday
Tom- o actually no I dont go church anymore
Steve- why not?
Tom- The other day I was walking my dog around a small pond and.. well. something happened
Steve- what
Tom- I had an etitany, I cant expain it but, you dont need to go to a church for tits, the tits are every man! Its all about the tits bro its all about the tits

Etitany by rawdogkilla November 12, 2013

etian 

✨JOSE✨

Is someone you can call Jose when he’s real name is Etian. He is also a grandma

etian by Pingüinopaco666 November 21, 2021