The ether bunny is an urban legend about a college kid whos roomate would secretly ass rape him after making him unconsciouss by putting an ether or chloroform soaked rag over his face while sleeping.
Don't go to a gay nightclub by yourself or the ether bunny may get a hold of you.
If someone looks tired you can ask " Did the ether bunny get you?"
Sort of like the Easter Bunny but he brings unwanted sexual advances instead of candy.
A few summers ago, a friend of mine at work told me a story that supposedly happened at the school he went to. A guy went to the doctor because of pain in his rectum. It was discovered that he had a high level of ether in his bloodstream. Apparently his roomate had been using ether on him to knock him out while he, um, had his way with him. He was paid a visit by the Ether Bunny.
A good thing to threaten someone with. It is done by knocking a person out with either ether or chloroform. The 'bunny' part comes from the next step. After the victim is unconscious a carrot is shoved up their rear-end. It is then broken off so that there is a piece left behind and nothing sticks out. Victim wakes up groggy with a sharp feeling, goes to the bathroom as has the biggest scare of their life!
Touch my sister again and you will be getting a visit from the ether bunny!
Originally thought to be an urban legend, ether bunnies are a sub-species of college students who use chloroform or ether to anesthetize and sodomize their roommates or guests while they sleep. Though they are generally a nocturnal species, most ether bunnies will not hesitate to victimize sleeping persons within their dwelling at any time of the day.
Guy 1 : Dude, I think your roommate is an ether bunny.
Guy 2 : Why's that?
Guy 1 : I saw a huge jug of chloroform in his sock drawer
Guy 2: oh shit...
The Ether Bunny knocks out his roommate with a Can of Ether
and sodomizes him while hes asleep. Generally because this is easier than admitting to outright gayness.
The Ether Bunny is a Strait
frat boy who wears pink Polos, Violently denies his own gayness, but has no problem knocking out other guys to plunder booty.
A big pink bunny usually on meth, that sneaks into your house at night and cums in your ass while you sleep.
That damn ether bunny got me again!