3 definitions by Tvan12

Swifties

A game that consists of jerking off as many times as you can in one hour. It is often played competitively when in High school or College but can also be played solo against your own personal record. It is generally based on the honor system but use of officials to judge and the requirement of evidence is not unheard of.

Teacher: So class, what did you do over the Christmas Break?

Student 1: Swifties 4! A new personal record

Student 2: Seriously?! 4 wow I barely got 3

Teacher: What are you guys talking about, what is Swifties?

Student 1: Uhh....it's a new video game

by Tvan12 December 4, 2009

Rush-raped

A term used to describe sports fans (usually Football) who start to rush the field before the game is over but consequently have to return to their seats because of a miraculous last minute play by the opposing team that results in either overtime or a turn-around victory

Dude 1 : Man, did you see the game last night?

Dude 2: Yeah, those Arizona fans got rush-raped

Dude 1: Yeah, I bet they all felt like major douche bags

Dude 2: Word.

by Tvan12 November 22, 2009

Ether Bunny

Originally thought to be an urban legend, ether bunnies are a sub-species of college students who use chloroform or ether to anesthetize and sodomize their roommates or guests while they sleep. Though they are generally a nocturnal species, most ether bunnies will not hesitate to victimize sleeping persons within their dwelling at any time of the day.

Guy 1 : Dude, I think your roommate is an ether bunny.

Guy 2 : Why's that?

Guy 1 : I saw a huge jug of chloroform in his sock drawer

Guy 2: oh shit...

by Tvan12 November 22, 2009