essential oil vape
essential oil vape by nigerianprince August 12, 2019
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What anti-vaxxers use to efficiently and effectively accomplish nothing. Quickest way to deny your children their right to healthcare (which is an actual human right, Article 25), killing your children in the process. Normal people use this to moisturize their skin.
Karens usually find their little bottles of nothingness on Facebook in a group full of other soccer moms who have also successfully been tricked by an MLM.
Karens usually find their little bottles of nothingness on Facebook in a group full of other soccer moms who have also successfully been tricked by an MLM.
Karen: Honey, our little girl apparently contracted measles, and I don't even know how!
Bob: Did you get her vaccinated?
Karen: Of course not! I just used some essential oils that I found on Facebook.
Bob: You're such a psychopath. Now I'm grateful that you divorced me and took the kids, because now I can't be held liable. I hope YOU get measles now.
Karen: Well, I'd rather have her die than get infected by the lies of the government.
Bob: Did you get her vaccinated?
Karen: Of course not! I just used some essential oils that I found on Facebook.
Bob: You're such a psychopath. Now I'm grateful that you divorced me and took the kids, because now I can't be held liable. I hope YOU get measles now.
Karen: Well, I'd rather have her die than get infected by the lies of the government.
essential oils by derpsderps February 12, 2019
Essential Oils
Essential Oils by OkayAndrew June 18, 2020
essential oils
The thing marketers slap on labels for womens products. They're not quite sure why it works but women gush over products that claim to have these life saving oils, especially if they're in the middle of making a youtube video. I don't know how the Africans live without them.
My favourite is this organic 'essential oils' made from sunflowers, great for my face, bloating, dandruff, laxative, sexual arousal, don't forget to like and subscribe.
essential oils by andyo13 January 8, 2017
Essential Oils
Ohhhhh baby you so tight. Let me get some essential oils from the nightstand.
I lubed her ass with some essential oils and went ballz deep.
I lubed her ass with some essential oils and went ballz deep.
Essential Oils by Eaton Holgoode June 12, 2018
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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