professional esports player 

One with a particularly strong virginity shield who is often allergic to women. Professional esports players are hard to come by in public since they spend all their hours cooped in their coom cave. Although, when one is forced into society, they can be spotted due to their lack of hygiene. Traces like cum stains, strong BO, or Dorito dust are defining traits in a professional esports player.

a: Why is Michael having a seizure after grazing Suzy's elbow?
b: Oh he is a professional esports player.

professional esports player by frggerz September 14, 2020

esports player

Word for a closeted pedophile.

If you see someone who claims to be an esports player notify the proper authorities immediately [phone]

esports player by frggerz September 14, 2020

noah escott 

An actor from Canada best known for his roles in Degrassi: Next Class and Backstage.

Did you see Noah Escott's post on Instagram?

noah escott by itsjustme45 September 2, 2020

esportZje 

1. new pc to start your carrier in dead game
2. all the people who played this game on somewhat better level are already gone
3. hype the return for 17 times in your close online friend circle

Zje :Yo, mi casa su casa grunex o páté, eSuba isportz sledovačka
Zohan: Mě,sem,sak
Masr: zje? esportzje

esportZje by Haharinyfanclubdiscord May 10, 2021

Esports Ready

Esports ready: A term used in the gaming community. Meaning a game is fully optimized and ready for competitive play on a grand stage. Typically used in a derogatory sense, or ironically, to make fun of a game that is poorly optimized and buggy.

Classic: This game is fucking awesome, we "Esports Ready" boys.

New: Did you guys see my pirate ship fly into outer space after being hit? "Esports Ready" by the way.

Esports Ready by Pantallicus January 26, 2019

breakfast esports 

A shit team that lost to Numbani warlords. Most egotistical team i have ever seen. Leader is a wet whip beta male

Me: You heard of Breakfast esports
Friend: Yeah they are trash

breakfast esports by Bxxcn February 5, 2021

xd esports

the best upcoming clan, the rise of esports. supposedly about to become one of the greatest esports teams in history. they are also goats at fortnite.

yo, did you hear about xd esports?
yeah, xd esports is the best gaming team there is!

xd esports by Snorkel Ops May 6, 2020