A programming language designed as a joke or a way to frustrate programmers as they try to figure out what the fuck they're doing with their lives.
Ben Olmstead:"Hey, A! I just made an esoteric language to frustrate you since I know you love programming!"
A:"Bring it on!"
Ben Olmstead brings out Malbolge
. . .
A:"I quit."
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An Esoteric Economist is some who follows the Esoteric school of thought. Esoteric economists argue that wage labor wouldn’t exist in a truly free market and that Bitcoin can abolish the state. Esoteric economist also argue that governments are unsustainable and that value isn’t subjective or determined by labor. They argue that value is determined by praxeology.
Esoteric Economist: “In a truly free market. The economy will be run by self-employed people and speculative networks”

Esoteric Economist: “If the majority of the population buys Bitcoin. You’ll be able to abolish the state”

Esoteric Economist: “The state model is inherently unsustainable and will always collapse”
by Killing Esoteric Economics December 9, 2019
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Esoteric Soulism is a soulist ideology that's focused on spirituality, esoterics, extraphysics and in post-spacetime, it believes that the laws of physics, biology, chemistry, nature, spacetime, materialism, physicalism, positivism and classical transhumanism are oppressive and do not let humanity to evolve spiritually and they should be abolished and humanity must become a spiritual-esoteric extraphysical post-spacetime civilization and species in order to get its full spiritual and esoteric potential by technology and reaching a high level of being. Esoteric soulism also supports the abolition of all forms of hierarchies as possible between humans in order to become the most close as possible of highly evolved beings and it also believes that once humanity become a race of highly evolved beings they will be free to do whatever they want and respect each one free will and wishes as well. Esoteric Soulism also supports the development of evidence-based spirituality, spiritualicism and post-spacetimeism in order to enable humanity to evolve more rapidly into a society and civilization of highly evolved beings and the development of soulist economics and soulist politics in order to reach a society and civilization of highly evolved beings easily.
"Esoteric soulism is basically the essence of soulism itself. That's what true soulism is actually about, soulism is a spiritual and esoteric ideology itself, such as its own name says, SOULism. And even online soulist community is majoritary atheist and materialist, we cannot give up of esoteric soulism and make soulism spiritual and esoteric again."
by Full Monteirism June 4, 2021
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"Direct Esoteric Communication DEC" refers to communication at and between vibrational energy levels which ones brain cannot perceive, i.e., Esoteric levels: The MIND realm and the Spiritual realm. From the concept that Man consists of three simultaneously existing vibrational energy dimensions: The Spiritual dimension; The MIND dimension; And the physical dimension.
An example of "Direct Esoteric Communication DEC" is the subtle communication between a mother and her child. This communication involves the faculty of intuition, which is part of ones Spiritual dimension. Another example is the subtle and healing communication between a competent psychotherapist and his/her client/patient that utilizes what I refer to as "Empathetic Understanding" (one of several "virtues" the human being can obtain via completing Karma over many lifetimes).
by esodoc March 22, 2010
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Esoteric Phnecs is a wager player who dodges wagers.
Anyone: hey wanna wager for $10?

Esoteric Phnecs: no bro im scared!
by yeti goblin November 29, 2020
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What SGB has...
That nigga SGB got some type of mufuggin esoteric rizz or some shii mane...
by DumbIdiotwithbrainfungus December 27, 2022
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