eskimoed 

When a woman quits a sexual act before a man can ejaculate, resulting in blue balls.

Oh man. She came and didn't even let you finish? That girl eskimoed you.

eskimoed by Ernaldo Zimmer January 19, 2017

eskimolito

when you get with your bestfriends girl/boy friend after he/she broke up with him/her.

Cory is such a dumbass that he does not even notice kevin dawgin' his chick in the other room. That is such an eskimolito move.

eskimolito by igrab November 12, 2009

eskimoses

A combination of eskimo and moses.

The eskimoses is parting the red sea so we can go ice fishing.

eskimoses by Cryptic June 7, 2005

eskimode 

One of the main three penis modes.As opposed to sex mode (fully erect) and travel mode (flaccid and compact),eskimode is where the penis shrinks,the testicles ascend to keep warm,and the scrotum draws up to look like a wrinkled walnut-all in response to extremely cold weather.

When my unit is in eskimode,it looks like a blue acorn perched on top of a walnut shell.

eskimode by wolfbait51 August 7, 2011

raging eskimos 

A form of insanity created by hearing a phrase over and over without knowing its meaning.

Person 1 - "Dude your totally raging eskimos."
Person 2 - "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!"

raging eskimos by sct3sct April 28, 2011

eskimolest 

verb

pester or harass (someone) with Eskimo kisses, typically in an aggressive or persistent manner.

Damn it, Sally! You know I hate it when you eskimolest me. I'm a grown ass man!

eskimolest by Kill_yourself August 11, 2016

Eskimodest 

A level of physical modesty where so much is censored by the combination of clothing length, thickness, color neutrality and body contour non-existence that it makes an Eskimo suit look like Victoria's Secret.

"Man, I can't tell if that's Suzan from third grade or a Tuskan Raider with a fannypack."

"Women of character are modest. The Amish are Eskimodest."

Eskimodest by t0okes July 31, 2009