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One of the main three penis modes.As opposed to sex mode (fully erect) and travel mode (flaccid and compact),eskimode is where the penis shrinks,the testicles ascend to keep warm,and the scrotum draws up to look like a wrinkled walnut-all in response to extremely cold weather.
When my unit is in eskimode,it looks like a blue acorn perched on top of a walnut shell.
by wolfbait51 May 22, 2011

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