eskimode

One of the main three penis modes.As opposed to sex mode (fully erect) and travel mode (flaccid and compact),eskimode is where the penis shrinks,the testicles ascend to keep warm,and the scrotum draws up to look like a wrinkled walnut-all in response to extremely cold weather.

When my unit is in eskimode,it looks like a blue acorn perched on top of a walnut shell.

eskimode by wolfbait51 August 7, 2011

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eskimoed

When a woman quits a sexual act before a man can ejaculate, resulting in blue balls.

Oh man. She came and didn't even let you finish? That girl eskimoed you.

eskimoed by Ernaldo Zimmer January 19, 2017

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eskimoses

A combination of eskimo and moses.

The eskimoses is parting the red sea so we can go ice fishing.

eskimoses by Cryptic June 7, 2005

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Eskimodest

A level of physical modesty where so much is censored by the combination of clothing length, thickness, color neutrality and body contour non-existence that it makes an Eskimo suit look like Victoria's Secret.

"Man, I can't tell if that's Suzan from third grade or a Tuskan Raider with a fannypack."

"Women of character are modest. The Amish are Eskimodest."

Eskimodest by t0okes July 31, 2009