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scrotal doo rag

Similar to the doo rag, except worn around one's scrotum.
He wore an itsy bitsy teeny weeny Yellow polka dot scrotal doo rag
That he wore for the first time today
by Cryptic May 10, 2005
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niggerachio

1. A black person who is also of Italian descent.

2. An Italian person pretending to be black.

3. A derogatory term similar to "moron" or "retard".
1. A man named Chef Mario Djequavious.

2. A man named Chef Mario who calls himself Djequavious.

3. "You stupid niggerachio!"
by Cryptic May 5, 2005
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whiteshake

1. A handshake done by white people, thus making it very boring.

2. A milkshake comprised of unknown white substances.

3. An indian tribe (pronounced wit-eh-shock-ee) that practices cannabalism, paganism, and badminton.

4. A brand of vibrators.
1. The whiteshake was really lame.

2. The whiteshake smelled foul.

3. The whiteshake ate my Jewish cousin because he couldn't play badminton.

4. The whiteshake fits nicely in one's punane.
by Cryptic June 7, 2005
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testicular crucifixion

Nailing one's scrotum to a small cross-like object.
Man, he boned my sister! Let's initiate some testicular crucifixion on his ass.
by Cryptic May 5, 2005
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cryptic

1. Having a hidden meaning.
2. Secret or mysterious.
3. Using code.
by Cryptic December 10, 2003
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anal snarf

Similar to snarf, except resulting in spontaneous ass leakage.
He anally snarfed, then the whole room smelled like chocolate milk and ass.
by Cryptic June 7, 2005
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bung chung

A word that has no particular meaning. However, Nigerians tend to take great offense to it.
"Bung chung."
"Moyo wangu wanituma mwema!"
by Cryptic September 9, 2005
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