Definitions by Cryptic

bung chung 

A word that has no particular meaning. However, Nigerians tend to take great offense to it.

"Bung chung."
"Moyo wangu wanituma mwema!"

bung chung by Cryptic September 9, 2005

dickstache 

A thin line of hair found at the tip of one's penis.

Eric shaved his dickstache. Michelle noticed a positive change in her sex life.

dickstache by Cryptic July 11, 2005

eskimoses

A combination of eskimo and moses.

The eskimoses is parting the red sea so we can go ice fishing.

eskimoses by Cryptic June 7, 2005

anal snarf 

Similar to snarf, except resulting in spontaneous ass leakage.

He anally snarfed, then the whole room smelled like chocolate milk and ass.

anal snarf by Cryptic June 7, 2005

whiteshake 

1. A handshake done by white people, thus making it very boring.

2. A milkshake comprised of unknown white substances.

3. An indian tribe (pronounced wit-eh-shock-ee) that practices cannabalism, paganism, and badminton.

4. A brand of vibrators.

1. The whiteshake was really lame.

2. The whiteshake smelled foul.

3. The whiteshake ate my Jewish cousin because he couldn't play badminton.

4. The whiteshake fits nicely in one's punane.

whiteshake by Cryptic June 7, 2005

scrotal doo rag 

Similar to the doo rag, except worn around one's scrotum.

He wore an itsy bitsy teeny weeny Yellow polka dot scrotal doo rag
That he wore for the first time today

scrotal doo rag by Cryptic May 10, 2005

testicube

1. A cube-shaped testicle.

2. A person who has such a testicle.

1. Eww! Do you use your testicube as a dice?

2. Don't let him teabag you. He's a testicube.

testicube by Cryptic May 7, 2005