fool's errand

Screwing an ugly wife/husband/lover.

Man 1: Yo why you so down?
Man 2: I ran a fool's errand last night.
Man 1: Is she that ugly?
Man 2: Damn that bitch is ugly.

by Jackie Hussein October 11, 2003

Upgrade Errand

A type of errand characterised by upgrading, usually in the context of technology.

Im gonna run an upgrade errand and get a new pc.

by Godlike Wisdom January 10, 2020

go downtown and run some errands

Masturbating, especially when really worked up

After spending an entire day at a conference with my sexy co-worker, I had to go downtown and run some errands.

by OnALeash August 29, 2010

Errand

A term used to say you're going for a brisk walk or jog.

person 1: hey where are you going?
person 2: I'm just going to go run an errand
person 1: oh ok, enjoy your walk.
person 2: thank you, bye!

by LeeMurr August 23, 2020

Errand

going for a brisk walk or jog.

person 1: hey where are you going?

person 2: I'm just going to run an errand
person 1: oh ok, enjoy your walk.
person 2: thank you, bye!

by LeeMurr August 23, 2020

OpposingFork's Errand Wife

OpposingFork's Errand Wife is a muscular man who does forks chores but in a femalish manner, idk how this is possible but fork does it, its free v-bucks and say gex yes fork has this, its very cool you should buy one for only 2.59 SYP. virtually free slave. Forks mom doesnt approve because its so not halal mode, fork doesnt care he says fuck off and then starts working on forkbot very much adding many features (Disclaimer: This happens in an impossible reality where fork updates forkbot very much and so nothing here actually happens, so fork cant get mad for something that is not real)

OpposingFork's Errand Wife is so zesty skibidi toilet max sigma rizz level 3 gyat etc.

by Dako123 October 22, 2023

Punk ass errand boy

A movie character who sells their soul for something like a shot at the big time, as opposed to just for money.

Mugatu was a movie character who became a punk ass errand boy.

by Solid Mantis August 9, 2019