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1.
Something you say when someone does something stupid or something funny happens.
"Dude, I just got a virus!"
"Ernt"
by Ryansomeonetookmyname July 29, 2008
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2.
A. Aunt.
B. Used in place of ain't.
A. That is my ernt judy.
B. That ernt my child.
by hisgirl_66_2009 January 15, 2010
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3.
a quick and audible fart aka a bird fart. the only noise it makes is 'Ernt'. Sometimes happens whilst sitting on a stool, trying to force a big one out, having to fart so bad that no matter how hard you try to hold it in you accidently let a little one go
Peter: I've been so gassy after Smugglers that I have a huge fart....ERNT!

Girl: Oh Trevor lets have sexual relations
Trevor: uuuh...ok ERNT!

Peter: Here comes a huge fart...ERNT!
Dylan: That was a bird fart!
by CindahBlock September 12, 2007
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