ernt

a quick and audible fart aka a bird fart. the only noise it makes is 'Ernt'. Sometimes happens whilst sitting on a stool, trying to force a big one out, having to fart so bad that no matter how hard you try to hold it in you accidently let a little one go

Peter: I've been so gassy after Smugglers that I have a huge fart....ERNT!

Girl: Oh Trevor lets have sexual relations
Trevor: uuuh...ok ERNT!

Peter: Here comes a huge fart...ERNT!
Dylan: That was a bird fart!

by CindahBlock September 25, 2007

ernt

A. Aunt.
B. Used in place of ain't.

A. That is my ernt judy.
B. That ernt my child.

by hisgirl_66_2009 January 17, 2010

Ernt

Something you say when someone does something stupid or something funny happens.

"Dude, I just got a virus!"
"Ernt"

by Ryansomeonetookmyname September 28, 2008

Ernt

The sound made by a loud, intermittently buzzing alarm. Can be used as a verb, i.e. "ernting".

Alarm clock: ERNT! ERNT! ERNT!

Me: Aaaaahh!! Make the ernting stop!

by Sir Veisaid June 13, 2022

ernting yourself out

Doing or saying something stupid or uncalled for at the wrong place or time.

John says to his friend, "Let's do tummies!" (Instead of chest bump)

Jack says, "You're ernting yourself out!"

by Niw March 26, 2008

Ernt

Present tense for isn’t and add a w to make it past tense; wernt

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by NRdefs February 9, 2019