erkling

the erkling fucks up your life.
have you ever had something go missing with no explanation, only to find it moments later in a place you just looked?
that's the erkling messing with you.
did your alarm not go off?
again, his fault.
strangely enough, he's also on your side in the respect that he drags you out of your nightmares before they can kill you.
he almost always takes the form of a young man with oddly pigmented hair. his true form is unknown.
he lives under the stairs.

the erkling eats car keys.

erkling by ghost in neon December 2, 2007

Erkeling 

Erkeling someone is when you set them up to fall on their face and once they've fallen flat on their face and soundly made a fool of themselves through their own actions loudly saying in a nerdy voice “did I do that”

Erkeling someone is usually done by a quick witted person to their would be bully in such a way that instead of being laughed at for the things the bully tried to do, they get to be the one laughing instead.

While Erkeling someone can be a primary act it’s usually done as a reactionary tactic by someone quick witted.

By: Emobard “I’ll cut you with my voice”

Someone plays emotional gaslighting games which you find out partway through so you set them up by continuing the joke and once they have forgotten what they were doing and even lay you a ticket price for the show saying “did I do that”

Another example is leading your would be bully into making themselves appear in a negative light when they were first tryi my to tarnish your personal image and once they’ve fallen flat realise they were made of fool of you say “did I do that”

Erkeling someone is usually done by a smarter or more quick witted person to their bully.

Erkeling by Emobard “I’ll cut you with my” December 15, 2024