Percocet Epiphany

When One takes too many Percocet and begins having pop culture epiphanies.

Kathy had a Percocet Epiphany and realized the man that played Gaston in Beauty and the Beast shot and killed the dragon in The Hobbit!!!!

by Gandalf the Purple November 19, 2017

Boredom Epiphany

The moment you say Fuck it and decide get up of your ass and do something useful with your life.

Shit man im bored, i've been trawling UrbanDictionary for the last 5 hours, and I still haven't let the dog back in and Im busting for a dump.

((Boredom Epiphany))

You know what FUCK IT!! I'm letting that bitch in, switching off this computer, shitting on my neighbours lawn and getting on with my life.

by wave103 July 8, 2009

Texas Epiphany

The moment you realize that you actually did shit your pants.

I was talking to my boss and thought I had slipped one out unnotice when I had my Texas epiphany.

by Micro67 May 9, 2010

Epiphany khunt

1. A sudden manifestation of the essence of a vagina
2. The greatest name for a porn star

1. Eureka, I've got one!
2. Dang Freddie, did you see that Epiphany Khunt on the pole last night?

by ShellyBird February 8, 2010

Heat Epiphany

An relization of great truth caused solely by long-term exposure to high tempuratures.

After a long practice Jim had a Heat Epiphany.

by Oh Hai521 July 28, 2010

Gamer Epiphany

The self realization of being anti-semetic.

"I had a gamer epiphany when i realized why my jewish gym owner wouldnt turn on the ac

by Chad Swag July 13, 2020

Seat of epiphanies

A place where you have primarily have realizations, typically a toilet.

Yo Kendra, I just had a eureka moment on the seat of epiphanies.

by Grand Duke Ferdinand December 20, 2021