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Epil-Epic 

When someone with epilepsy does something epic while having a seizure.
An epileptic kid is on a swing, he has a seizure and proceeds to fly off the swing and do a back-flip.

That shit is Epil-Epic
Epil-Epic by Gintleman November 16, 2010
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Epilepsick 

When you're having a seizure but you have too much swag - "she's epilepsick"

When you're feeling sick afterhaving had a seizure - "I'm feeling epilepsick"
(To their philosophy teacher): "Sorry, I can't come in today - I'm too epilepsick."
Epilepsick by epileptichamster December 7, 2020

Epilepphobic 

The unfair of treatment of person or persons with epilepsy.
John is so epilepphobic!
Epilepphobic by Seizure_Haver February 13, 2022

epilator 

A little battery powered machine that has little metal things on the top that spin, pulling out hair in the process.
I used my epilator on my nipples this morning. Now they're silky smooth O:
epilator by guavameister March 24, 2011

epilepsy 

Correcting the above INCORRECT definition...
Any of various neurological disorders characterized by sudden recurring attacks of motor, sensory, or psychic malfunction with or without loss of consciousness or convulsive seizures.
I *DO* have Epilepsy and work to educate people about it.
epilepsy by Brad Albert May 18, 2005

Epilrectic 

When one shits so hard that before, during and afterwards, your butthole has a seizure.
After eating the raw clam sandwich, my poor arse was epilrectic
Epilrectic by Schnappy pappy October 16, 2011
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
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murderhobo 

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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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