epilator 

A little battery powered machine that has little metal things on the top that spin, pulling out hair in the process.

I used my epilator on my nipples this morning. Now they're silky smooth O:

epilator by guavameister March 24, 2011

Epilator 

A battery powered hair ripping devil machine...like a waxing machine that grabs your hairs in it's rotating wheel with much discomfort. After epilation usage you will be traumatized, and you'll look like a plucked chicken.

But at least your legs will be smooth.

"I used my epilator this morning"
*collective sharp intake of breath*

Epilator by Truthfulgirl July 8, 2014

emilator 

a crazy environmentalist child, usually straightedge but typically sexually psychotic. listens to emo headbanger music and popular music. dresses like an emo hooker!

yo, emilator, rape ya later!

emilator by JoviJava December 9, 2008

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012