epidermes

the sexiest part of the body. commonly mistaken for love handles, the epidermes is situated on the waist just above the hip. it is located on the sides of a person.

"damn, marci has a sexy epidermes"
"her epidermes was so soft, it got me horny"
"just looking at that epidermes makes me shiver"

epidermes by charlotteeeee June 1, 2007

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Epidermis Party

Similar to a Skins Party, it is party held by the thousands of people who got rejected to the Skins Party in New York City.

Guy 1: Dude, I waited on this line for 2 hours, watched a girl piss on the street, and we still didn't get in. My toes are frozen.
Guy 2: Fuck this, we're having our own epidermis party.

Epidermis Party by ThePope711 April 21, 2011

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Epidermal Saturation

A serious disease that occurs due to over-exposure from double rainbows. Primary symptoms include reddening of the nostrils, inflammation of the nipples and in some cases numbness of the crotch. No cures have been developed but alternative treatments can be purchased, with prescription, from your local pharmacy. These treatments include daily orphan tears, and excessive sexual activity. Leprechauns have been found most commonly diagnosed with Epidermal Saturation.

Last week I was diagnosed with epidermal saturation and now my sex life is fucked because i cant feel shit.

Epidermal Saturation by bryce the bo$$ December 27, 2011