eparalysed 

word that describes the situation encountered when the primary device for electronic communication - phone, email, internet etc - is damaged/destroyed.

"sorry i didnt get your email....im eparalysed since my iphone got drowned".

eparalysed by handycam October 4, 2012

Poo Paralysed 

When you buss the fattest shit and knocks the energy out of you so you have to sit on the toilet after shitting to recover then wipe your bum.

I'm poo paralysed man I can't get up from the toilet seat give me a minute to clean myself!

Poo Paralysed by Thepoomaster November 23, 2021

paralysed the pussy 

When the thumpin’ so good you can’t feel your legs the next day.

‘I’m not gona be moving much today he paralysed the pussy’.

paralysed the pussy by Joeybsting August 30, 2019

Paralysed Twat 

some fucking person without mobile legs for fuck sake what did you think it was u nonce

He's a fucking paralysed twat jeremy

Paralysed Twat by nutslover56 January 5, 2023

Poo Paralysed 

When you buss the fattest shit and knocks the energy out of you so you have to sit on the toilet after shitting to recover then wipe your bum.

I'm poo paralysed man I can't get up from the toilet seat give me a minute to clean myself!

Poo Paralysed by Thepoomaster November 23, 2021

Paralysed baby goat

She is a loud and adventurous majestic creature who loves salted caramel ice cream. She also loves the borg queen and she hates the word tayce

Paralysed baby goat face timed borg queen

Paralysed baby goat by Borg queen January 7, 2017