| 1. | iPod | ||
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Greatest MP3 player of all time...people that diss them either are envyous cause there poor ass shoe salesman fathers cant work up enough money to buy them one...come on guys its not apples fault that ur parents are fucking failures! ive had my ipod for about 2 months and have charged it about 15 times or so...it lasts up to 500 charges...you do the math...bitches
those of us that are still living in the CD world...im sorry that you suck at life but just know that when i whip out my iPod im saying that im better than you... those of us that like to brag about our Creative Zens...LOL...that shit looks like a fat gray brick...give me a break...get an ipod...losers...my 60GB iPod will own anything they can offer Creative Owner: Dude check out my Creative I bought it yesterday!
Me: Really..? :Takes out iPod and changes song as light beams on him from the heavens and a choire of beautiful women sing: Creative Owner: :worships: Me: Thats right B!TCH! |
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| 2. | Heakiys | ||
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When one is Jealous of someone else. It basically means jealousy or envy, the word came around from a typo which became used more frequently. "Oh i am so Heakiys of her hat!"
"Damn! I am so Heakiys of her" "I'm gonna break her legs and take her hat cause i'm that Heakiys" |
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| 3. | heakiysm | ||
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1) The act of being heakiys.
2) A religion based around the glorious word Heakiys. A member of this religion would be known as a Heakiyist See Heakiys 1) Her hat is provoking my heakiysm! Let's break her legs and take it!
2) "What religion are you?" "I'm a Heakiyist! Heakiysm will soon dominate the world!" "I should convert!" *converts to Heakiysm* |
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| 4. | weekendvy | ||
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Term coined by psychologist Corinne Sweet, in response to a Travelodge survey which found that a quarter of Britons lie about their weekend activities to impress others. Envyous that other people are having more fun than them, while a weekend may consist of catching up on paperwork and being lazy, lies are told of extreme activities and derring do. Anne: Blimey o'riley, did you hear what the MD's secretary was up to at the weekend? She's got it made!
Jemima: No, she's talking out of her arse, she's known for her weekendvy; she goes all Pinnochio every Monday morning. |
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