They shouldn’t be glorifying fatties! They should be glorifying ME! I’m the good one! They shouldn’t be canceling ME! I should be the one canceling! I’m so righteous and good. He shouldn’t be lauded for his brilliant ideas! He’s evil! I should be lauded for his ideas.
by Hym Iam October 5, 2022
“Freeway Envy” is when you’re stuck in traffic that is not moving at all, then you look over at the opposite side, and the people are flying a long in their cars without a care in the world, and you wish that was you.
“Jan was definitely experiencing FREEWAY ENVY while stuck in traffic, and saw the opposite side of the road moving right a long at a fast pace”
by Julesheart November 16, 2022
by The one you wish to be ;-P September 5, 2011
by Plastic_pens January 6, 2021
John: Anthony, you've got a big Richard!
Anthony: Are you suffering from Richard envy?
John: Suck my Richard!
Anthony: Are you suffering from Richard envy?
John: Suck my Richard!
by Ric.Hard October 13, 2014
G ̘͙̟̭͔̪̭̤̪̒͐͗̉̊̿͒̊͠I̵̡̦͈͈͔͗̋̇͘͝͝V ̫̦̠̞̒̀͌͝E ̯͌̆̅̓̓̚͝ ̛̼́́̏̒̓̍͆M̵̢̱̑́̉͂̋̀̽͊̕Ḙ̶̳̳̺̞̜͉͎͖̯̀̀̎͛̋̆̚͝ ̵̢͎̣̮͕̝̊͒͐͋́̆̈́Y ̙͑ͅO̵̪̲̺͉͒̋̕U ̢̛͛̀̉͑̐̈̉̍̚R ̧̠̱͕̞͕̿̑̀͌̀̍ ͙̝̫̖̥͛ͅG̵̛͕̬͈͎̈́̀̔̂͋̊̈́̚͝ͅͅE ̢̗̯́̋͊N̴̤̝͚͈̍̐͘D̶̲͎̬̥͎̾̔̿̂͊̇E ̨̛͉̪̠̫͚̻͔̤͑̉͑̓̽̑̈́̋͝R̴̨̢̜͚̹͉̳̲̩̮̽̌̒̚E ̲͙̳͈̈͐͝͠U̴̥̲̻̥͂̏̓́̋͘͝ gender envy
by sweaterclaws July 11, 2021
Jealousy for and desire to have another persons dessert afte recieving ones own. It is often brought about by feelings of inadequacy regarding the size, appearance, and taste on ones dessert, especially compared to the desserts of friends and family.
Steve had dessert envy after seeing his popsicle stick next to Tyrone's massive banana split after dinner.
by Egls July 8, 2015