by claudio caetano May 11, 2006
A paper document-slipcover dat contains a large check, passport, or other important item dat permits you to clandestinely run off wif yer sweetheart and get married.
In da 1924 Harold Lloyd movie "Girl Shy", da publisher's $3000 advance-royalty check arrived in an envELOPE for da currently-of-merely-da-working-class Harold; he realized dat da money would allow him to marry his rich-girl heart-throb, even if her parents would have reservations about a union of such unequal social status.
by QuacksO November 23, 2020
by KMorgan April 3, 2015
A mailing device used by pimps for both official and unofficial business. Usually made of paper and sealed with pimp juice.
by Lil' Wang August 23, 2010
by Roflcopter505 October 5, 2011
When you having sex doggy style and when your about to cum, you pull out and jizz in her butt crack and then smash her butt cheeks together.
by jebusmckrackin July 10, 2014
An act performed immediately after sex; moments before achieving male orgasm, the man pulls out and shoots his load into the crevice of the girls ass. Afterwards, he presses her ass cheeks together for an undetermined amount of time. When he lets go, her cheeks will be stuck together, thus forming a sealed envelope.
After mom went to work, I shot my load between Van's ass cheeks and gave her a sealed envelope. She was waddling around like a penguin.
by D.H.G. August 31, 2008