Eternally Bitchless

The incapability to bag any females at all. Forever unable to communicate effectively with a person of the opposite gender.

Tim can't bag no girls, he's eternally bitchless.

Eternally Bitchless by mahcy February 16, 2022

internally screaming 

*internally screaming* usually used when you're losing your shit and you just kinda scream on the inside.

Person: hey you okay?
Me: yeah I'm fine.
Me: *internally screaming*

internally screaming by rawr_i_hate_a_lot September 12, 2016

magnetospheric eternally collapsing object

A ball of hot and compact magnetized plasma held in equilibrium against its self-gravity by radiation pressure rather than gas pressure. A MECO is so extremely
compact that its own radiation quanta move in almost closed
orbits due to self-gravity. Therefore, though the MECO
is extremely hot and luminous to a local observer it
appears as almost ``Black'' to astronomers. According to
Abhas Mitra, an Indian astrophysicist, and several other astrophysicists, the so-called ``Black Hole Candidates'' are actually MECOs rather than true Black Holes.

The massive ``Black Hole Candidate'' Sgr A* at the center
of Milkyway galaxy is likely to be a magnetospheric eternally collapsing object (MECO).

magnetospheric eternally collapsing object by astrocrazy June 23, 2007

Internally Fangirling 

The way a mature adult can still lose her shit when encountering someone worth fangirling over.

I was internally Fangirling, but held my composure in a professional manner.

Internally Fangirling by Sealey3 June 26, 2014

*Screams Internally 

When someone says something so wrong or stupid that you want to scream, but you can't because it's rude so you scream internally.

Guy Number 1: How are you doing man?
Guy Number 2: Not good I forgot my homework and I think that means I have ADHD.
Guy Number 1: Um pretty sure you don't have...
Guy Number 2: I think I know what I mean man I know I have ADHD.
Guy Number 1: *Screams Internally

*Screams Internally by EdgyDabs April 24, 2017

Internally Obese 

When someone eats and eats without getting fat.
Usually thinks about food, and eats when depressed, but no one can ever notice.

"Yo dude...I'm worried. This is the forth time this week that my pantry is empty because of you!!....go see a doctor cuz you is Internally Obese son."

Internally Obese by Ruben Matthew Escobar January 11, 2009

Internally Fluffed

To be pregnant

I wonder how many months she has been internally fluffed!

Internally Fluffed by deeerashleyvon September 7, 2010