An English girl's pussy
Keira Knightley has a nice English Muffin.
the act of oral sex performed on a woman while she defecates; a gender-reversal of the blumpkin
I heard Ru-Bear gave her the old English muffin last week. It didn't turn out too well for him.
someone who is a british bastard or just of british accent.
someone who looks like an english muffin
your a gayass englishmuffin.
English men of slight build. Often wearers of cardigans and smokers of pipe tobacco. A refined gentlemen.
"that bloke you're seein' has more knitted sweaters than bill cosby"..."yeah, he is a real english muffin".
A silly British kid who does not understand the American ways.
Tom Gates is an English Muffin
1. A term for someone from England, taken from the breakfast food that is The English Muffin;
2. Can sometimes be used in a negative way, as in saying a person is soft.
"Are you an English Muffin?"
"Bloody twat's a Muffin."
A stuck up, old, english person that corrects your grammer...or really anything they can correct with their nose in the air.
I laaahhned good in biohlagy today grandma
british grandma: you leehhned GOOD young mahnn?!?!?
grandson: LEHNED WELL grandmuthah LEHNED WELL!! reeaally, you ah SUCH an ENGLISH MUFFIN!!!