When you start off as a clean shaven person and you turn into a hairy vagimite. (look up vagimite) You also grow a foopa and a monspubis, and you like to stare off into space and dream of fur burgers and bearded clams. Anime is your Friend.
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2million.