emotisode

a series of three or more emoticons or emoji that tell a story in a visually episodic manner

OMG so my boo just send me the grossest emotisode of a shart. It was a finger with the OK sign, followed by a fart cloud followed by a poo emoji. Ewwww!

emotisode by hello world champion April 25, 2015

emotiporniment 

when a misplaced emotiporn emoticon results in a sexual compliment...

it sucks (que msn porn emoticon) to be you right now.. then que futher emotiporniment(s) (over msn)

emotiporniment by shoulderjames May 10, 2010

Emowhore 

A person who becomes emo just to get laid.

Guy- "Dude, that girl is a emowhore."
Guy2- "Yea I heard she pretends to be emo to get laid!"

Emowhore by MedicineCow July 8, 2006

Emotiwhore 

Someone who uses emoticons in every sentence they write.

Bobby: Hey, Jamie.
Jamie: Oh hai! XDDD What's up? :D
Bobby: Uh, nothing much.. what are you so damn happy about?
Jamie: Nothing. XDD I'm just talking to you. XDDD So what have you been up to? :)
Bobby: ..emotiwhore.

-Bobby has signed out-

Emotiwhore by AnonymousFriendOMG March 1, 2009

emotiporn 

Engaging in psuedo-sexual activities throught the use of emoticons.

Name1: (.)(.)
Name2: :() <-----00

emotiporn by Andy Beam 2 April 18, 2004

emoticonectomy 

A procedure by which a subject's overuse of emoticons is reduced or ceased by the severe criticism of his/her peer group.

"I've been in Japan so long I'm going to need an emoticonectomy when I get back to the states, STAT."

emoticonectomy by j@jszdtv April 6, 2009

emotionex

adj: used to describe people who are looking for a real relationship as well as sex.

noun: having an exciting and/or pleasing (but non-erotic) conversation with someone close to you; what occurs during an emotional affair

adj: I couldn't stand Phil; he was all about the sex; I'm looking for an emotionex kind of guy.

noun: Me and this guy I met from work had the greatest emotionex; I told him all of my deepest secrets, and it made me all tingly inside.

emotionex by Derrick A. High II April 6, 2006