emotiporniment 

when a misplaced emotiporn emoticon results in a sexual compliment...

it sucks (que msn porn emoticon) to be you right now.. then que futher emotiporniment(s) (over msn)

emotiporniment by shoulderjames May 10, 2010

Emotiwhore 

Someone who uses emoticons in every sentence they write.

Bobby: Hey, Jamie.
Jamie: Oh hai! XDDD What's up? :D
Bobby: Uh, nothing much.. what are you so damn happy about?
Jamie: Nothing. XDD I'm just talking to you. XDDD So what have you been up to? :)
Bobby: ..emotiwhore.

-Bobby has signed out-

Emotiwhore by AnonymousFriendOMG March 1, 2009

emotiporn 

Engaging in psuedo-sexual activities throught the use of emoticons.

Name1: (.)(.)
Name2: :() <-----00

emotiporn by Andy Beam 2 April 18, 2004

emotitarded 

When you type out the wrong emoticon in texting, I.M., or chat.

"sorry your dog died :)"
"why does that make you happy?"
"oh. I'm emotitarded! I mean that as a sad face! :("

emotitarded by JRobo April 22, 2011

emotitarded 

A person who does not have the talent or intuition to use emoticons in e-mail or text messages.

i.e. Someone who has to ask, "How do you make that smiley face?" Response: "Are you emotitarded or what?"

emotitarded by grabbingtoast January 26, 2009

Emotitard 

A type of person who tries to hard to use emoticons and/or makes up an emoticon that is irrelevant to even looking like a facial expression.

(text conversation)

Texter-"omg ur like my best friend ever!!!"

Emotitard-"NO WAY 8<>))(("

Texter-"Nvrmind i don't tlk to emotitards"

Emotitard by guipeezly23 March 31, 2011

emoticoaster 

The abbreviated form of 'emotional roller coaster'. Used to express moments of cascading emotional turbulence. The verb, to 'emoticoast' is also an acceptable usage of the term.

This week has just been a non-stop emoticoaster!

emoticoaster by xequals May 30, 2013