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emonism by Jake D. Rafter September 5, 2010
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emongifier
(E-Monj-ifier) A pointlessly employed human being, usually in a high vis jacket or with a name tag of some description, doing the job of an inanimate, but perfectly functional sign or instruction, whilst standing next to or in front of that very sign or instruction, as if we can neither see nor understand it.
Usually found at ports, or other areas of high human traffic, next to signs that everyone understands and can clearly see, using their hands or vocals to emphasise what the sign says or means.
Usually found at ports, or other areas of high human traffic, next to signs that everyone understands and can clearly see, using their hands or vocals to emphasise what the sign says or means.
It's a good job that emongifier told me to go left, the meaning of the 8 foot long, fluorescent arrow pointing left behind him was a total mystery to me, until he looked at me through half closed eyes and said 'left please mate'. The guy behind me would probably have died if the guy hadn't sufficiently directed him. Long live the Emongifier.
emongifier by Flakeypaul January 11, 2019
Emonese
A strange language spoken by emos. not to be confused with emoish which it is very closly related to. the only difference being there is a slightly stonger twang of american accent on emonese.
Emo 1: OMJ those skinny jeans rock
Emo 2: you're soooo right
Emo 1: Nick Jonas wore a pair just like them the other day
Person 1: look at those emos over there they're speaking emonese
Person 2: faggots
Emo 2: you're soooo right
Emo 1: Nick Jonas wore a pair just like them the other day
Person 1: look at those emos over there they're speaking emonese
Person 2: faggots
Emonese by acerjam123 January 1, 2010
Emonese
What the fuck is SZA saying in this song? This shit must be emonese ?
SZA sings in emonese, so i need an emo translator.
SZA sings in emonese, so i need an emo translator.