emo ovaries 

ovaries specially given to men in emo bands

my emo ovaries are bigger than yours

emo ovaries by spockRock July 28, 2003

emo ovaries 

its amazing! emo boys can have emo ovaries and be just like there girl friend once a month!

emo boy "ouch! my emo ovaries are hurting"
emo girl "aww me to. I got some paracetamol, want some?"
emo boy *sniffs* "ok"

emo ovaries by Silent Lullaby September 29, 2005

emo ovaries 

emo ovaries are something like the montly problems girls have.

if you play the emogame, probably part to, it will be explaned to you in a simpler way.

emo boys are born with ovaries.
if they make an album the ovaries will make sure theyre second will suck, so the emo boys have even more reason to feel sad.
Jimmy eat world had theyre ovaries removed, thats probably why they started to suck.

to all of you emo guys never remove your ovaries, its not good for your healt, you will never look as good as you used to. and you will turn into a chav.

i warn you.

and if it hurts, take paracetamol or have sex, it helps.

i wish i was a boy with emo ovaries.

you know this is a bullshit story, but its fun isnt it?

emo ovaries by Kayls September 30, 2005

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012